Saturday 29 June 2013

Chapter Seventeen - A Good Reason Why You Should NEVER Buy a Bonehilda

Austin wanted to 'hang out' with Shannon, so I obliged. After all, he lived right next door to the Dragon Tavern, so why not make full use of its facilities?




It started off well, with him autonomously making a snowman whilst he waited for Shannon to turn up. But the wish to start a snowball fight didn't go down too well. Apparently there wasn't much room to fling a cat. I thought there was but meh.


It was cute seeing the two of them together. But NO flirting wishes from Austin.


What's up buddy? Cat got your tongue?
Just waiting for the opportune moment, that's all.
You've had plenty of those!
What's the rush, having far too much fun here.



*sigh*

Anyways, the 'social outing' turned into a date, with even LESS chance of flirting with her. All he could do was throw compliments and hope she took the hint. Love how her wings are luminous against the dark winter's night!


She ended the date because she was 'tired'. Personally? I think she was getting a bit frustrated with him. I'm pretty sure she's waiting for him to make that first move, and if he doesn't any time soon, she'll find someone else!!

And as for Bonehilda. Well.
All she ever does is read in bed.



Brush her teeth and gaze at herself in the mirror, squeezing imaginary spots from her non existent skin and smoothing on face cream (are you hiding something from me here Austin????) onto her bony skull!!



At one point, after coming home completely exhausted, Austin found he couldn't get into bed because she was there!!


At a risk of seeing him pass out on the floor, I had to get him to ask Boney to 'pose for a pic'. before she would get her lazy ass off the bed! I know it's breaking the rules but honestly? She'd been there all day and there wasn't any chance of her  moving any time soon!

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