Chapter Thirty Two - You Have GOT to be Kidding Me!!!

Because of the 'honyemoon' period, Austin had seriously slacked off with his reports, putting a great strain on any prospects of getting a promotion any time soon.

He'd already reached the level of Triple Agent (Level 9 of Law Enforcement) and he needed to focus on Reports, Athletic and Logic skills.

So,he wandered into town to try and question a few folks. But they were sparse. And the only one around, was a werewolf who took great relish in destroying anything in sight. So Austin scolded him.

Hey, you can't do that, that's people's property!!

Hmm, doesn't that remind you of a certain young man who used to spray paint virtually anything in and around the town at one point?

Anyways, we are going off track here.
He needed to up the ante here and find someone to question.

Then inspiration hit him.
The alien guy Crypto Vajjevoo.

What a scoop that would be!!

So he invited Crypto over......
 ......

.......

....... and instantly rolled a wish to WooHoo With an Alien.

WHAT?????????????

You have GOT to be kidding me Austin.
Seriously.
You've just got married and you are wanting...... this????

Thank goodness all his wishes slots were taken up - not that I'd actually DO this one!
So I let it slide. And thank goodness.

Crypto thought that Austin was boring and annoying and threatened to leave.

But desperation steered Austin towards a request to play Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock (Big Bang Theory reference here), and Crypto agreed happily.

He was relaxed enough for Austin to question him. It was the perfect set up. Soon he'd be able to submit the scoop of a lifetime!

Hi, who's your friend?
I am Crypto, your friend ..
.. husband..
... husband, oh you are married!
Yes.
He invited me over.
Well why don't you come in out of the rain? You are getting wet out there.
Why thank you.
You are welcome.


Crypto invited himself in and parked his butt on the settee to watch TV.

Not wishing to be rude, Shannon joined him and they got on like a house on fire. Chatting about anything and everything.

Out of curiosity I checked her job status and saw that she needed to file some reports in.
Little did I know what this actually meant as I clicked onto the computer and saw Austin's report on Crypto.

Sneaky little minx, whilst Austin was chatting to Crypto, she grabbed the opportunity and managed to email  the station with Austin's report!!

Just wanted to share this gorgeous pic of the lighthouse at night.

Simply beautiful.