Chapter Forty One - How To Sabotage a Party ... Toddler Style

The day after William's birthday, it was Snow Day, and both Shannon and Austin rolled a wish to host a Gift Giving party. So I decided, it was time for Shannon to hit the spotlight, so she organised the party.

Because of all the toddler//skilling stuff they'd purchased for William, it was quite cramped and there wasn't any space to place the presents pile, so I decided to revamp the house a little and add on an annex where William could play/sleep etc.

 

William looks as though he's really enjoying his toys and stuff.

Playing with the doll house.

And the xylophone. Although he wasn't all that excited about that little toy.

Shannon decided to roll a wish to potty train William, but stopped midway, to roll into her maternity clothing.
That meant Austin taking over ... to 'attack with the claw'.

Too cute.

Anyhow, time ticked onwards and the party was coming up pretty soon. So, to make sure that William didn't disturb the celebrations, Austin took him to his crib.

However, William wasn't having it.

Hungry!
Bedtime.
HUNGREEEEE!!!
Bed-time. No excuses!!
HUNGREEEE!!!!

He screamed blue murder, causing all the guests to tut at poor Austin, trying his hardest to keep the young un quiet.

Come on son, you are tired. Now get some sleep.
Story.
Not now.
Story.
No, I need to go pee.
Story.
You are not going to win this one.
STOREEEEEEE!!!

Yeah, Austin wished to read William a bedtime story, but it was cancelled out because of Austin's dire need to go pee. William's energy needs were deep red, and his hunger was orange. It was one or the other.
In this case, there was also a third option.
Austin really REALLY needed to go to the bathroom. But William was yelling his lungs out.

HUNGREEE
Oh come on kid, I REALLY need to go, it's hurting!
HUNGREEEE!!!!
Holy crap kid, you are LOUD!!

Sadly, the battle of wills only had one winner.
Austin's bladder ... well, it gave up the ghost and he peed himself!!

Oh .... crap!!
There wasn't time for him to take a quick shower, so he sat as far away from everyone just so that they didn't inhale his stinky odour. Only Crypto sat with him, claiming that he couldn't smell anything since he'd caught a 'human cold'.

Meanwhile, back in the nursery, William wasn't giving up without a fight and even though he was close to exhaustion, he STILL screamed the place down!!

The party was in full swing, people dancing, Shannon doing a trivia quiz with the babysitter.

Apart from William in his attempt to sabotage the party and get all the attention for himself, it was quite a fun event for everyone!!!!

Shannon farted hearts for one of the guests.....
... I'll put that down to her hormones being a bit skewed!!!

Oh and I've discovered that William has himself an IF (imaginary friend) doll, called Peanut.